Government Surveillance Animals

Pigeons are cameras? Aren't real? What about the Security Foxes?

I've seen an increase in foxes since 9/12 in my city and neighborhood. Is this a coincidence? I think not.

There has been a long time account now of how the government has replaced all the pigeons in the US with security drones. This is an undisputable fact for some time now. Think to yourself. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? Be aware of your surroundings when out in public and you'll see pigeons everywhere. Be careful of what you do and what you say out in the open. You may not be as alone as you think.

But it doesn't end there.

The US military has slowly been replacing more and more animals and wildlife with realistic, animal security drones. I have firsthand experience with the increase in these animal-drones myself to guarantee this claim.

As previously stated, I've seen a huge intake of foxes in my city and my neighborhood in particular.

Ever since the Green Eco-Animal activists released the rabbits from a local meat factory in town, I've noticed an increase in foxes around town.

I'm starting to think, actually know, the government has replaced the rabbits too. Always seeing those little bastards running around in my backyard eating my organic, non-GMO, LSD plants.

After capturing one of these little bastards, the second I trapped it in my hands, it emitted a loud shriek and attempted to bite and claw itself away from me. I wasn't fooled. These are the security drones safety measures. They will emit a loud siren to disorient those who would try to get too close to their secret and warn other drones in the proximity, as well as to prevent its capture by all means through violent means. ON AMERICAN CITIZENS NO DOUBT.

When I brought this up at the last city hall meeting, I was laughed out of the room.

Just when will these sheeple wake up and smell the truth?

Everyone, please listen and prepare yourself with the following countermeasures:

Kanye West, a fellow truth comrade (don't talk to him about this, he will deny it), invented a device to shield your eyes from the drone's cameras so your privacy can stay intact. Get yourself a pair of his "Stunna Shades" so you can live in peace from the government's tyrannical security state.

If you see any wildlife aside from the pets in your home, shoo them away as fast and as loudly as you can. The military drones are designed to censor nudity, so charge at them as fast as you can, as freely with your body as you possibly can. Do this enough times and the military will give up on infringing on your privacy.

If you can capture one of these drones, be sure to drop them off on your local city officials doorstep so that they get the message that you are done with this injustice.

Stay strong, stay vigilant, fellow Trigger Comrades.
We will beat this.