Pearl Harbor: Inside Job?

Suicide Bombers? Don't be insane.

Pearl Harbor was an inside job and I've got the proof to back it up with facts, photographs, and firsthand accounts.

While flying IFOs in the military, I made many connections. I had the pleasure of speaking in-depth with 1-Star General Rutherford Shites who was in the War Rooms. Planning for Pearl Harbor. The military was working with pre-fetal cinema prodigy, George Lucas, on staging a plan to go to war with Japan to display the ultimate destructive power: The resurrection of Helen B. Keller, the world's greatest actress and international saboteur.

The dropping of atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were a smoke bomb to cover the air-dropping of the newly revived Helen Keller to go behind enemy lines and eliminate high ranking members of the Japanese military. Why do you think the world has never heard the military feats of Japanese commanders such as William "Hung" Subaru and Natsu "Ching Chong" Yamaha?

The answer is simple: Helen Keller used her psychic, reality bending, witch powers to erase them from existence. Stan Lee was the first historian to discover the secret history of Pearl Harbor and she is the direct inspiration for the Marvel character, Scarlet Witch. When Secret Service arrived at his house shortly after his discovery, he was "persuaded" to change careers to Comic Mogul with a literal Career Card from the Game of Life.

Studying Stan Lee's work, you can find the hidden secret of what he discovered about Helen Keller and Pearl Harbor within the first Marvel comics issued. The truth is out there if you want to find it. Why do you think the first issue comics are so expensive? Coincidence? I think not.

Photographic evidence will soon come to light that it was actually Helen Keller who bombed Pearl Harbor after the base was evacuated of all military officers. Until those photos are available, imagine Helen Keller dive bombing into Pearl Harbor with 2 other planes being pulled by her teeth behind her. There is no measure to her power, her resilience to pain and the absolute carnage she can inflict. While she survived this stunt with her newfound powers, thanks to her mystic revival initiated by George Lucas, she once again escaped behind the curtain to prepare for her destructive invasion of Japan once the war bells rung.

Still convinced Pearl Harbor happened? Keep dreaming. She's still out there and this truth seeker won't stop trying to find her.